We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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