I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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