Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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