Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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