I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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