Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I just found puke in my bra..
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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