What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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