Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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