i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
he fucked my hip out of place.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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