I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
