youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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