fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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