Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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