Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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