So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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