I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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