If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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