she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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