I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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