Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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