Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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