THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
