im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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