She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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