Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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