I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
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