If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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