I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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