summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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