Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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