She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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