I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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