scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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