I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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