a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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