You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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