Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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