trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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