remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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