So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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