i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
