I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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