Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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