are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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