fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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