Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Randomize
