So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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