Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I wish I only lived at night.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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