Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
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