It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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