either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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