I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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