There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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