The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Randomize
