I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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