No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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