White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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